A Joke!

Here's a joke i got from one of my friend's blog...its super funny...so read on...

"I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized that I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everyone was staring at me.Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod."

funny eh???? hope u enjoyed it!!!!

Charissa

Emoing

i feel so emo today....have my reasons...i guess...haha... started crocheting some stuff for my grandma, hope it turns out ok...lols..so sian la...i wan to do it, but dunno if got enough time to finish...lols... may be, going out station nex week...most likely... haha...


yish...h1n1 getting so bad man...everybody!!!!! Wear masks!!!!!! Im so scared i kena...lols...y can't it all like go away???? sigh... if only ppl wud b more co-opperative...den it wudn't be so bad as now...sigh sigh sigh...

cleaned d home today...tired liau la...kk i guess tats all for now...

Charissa zzzzz

Moths! Insects! Itchy!

so many moths lately...u noe d common black n white moths? so many man...easily i saw more than 6 liau...somore one came into my home yest...so blek... la...haha... den today...so many of those in cantonese, "tai sui ngai's?" translated into english is big water ant...haha..those insects tat go to d lights n usually come in when it's gonna rain or smth? haha...tats d one... anyways, we went out to eat, like in a "tai chou" place u noe...so open air la...i mean it's open... then so many of those "insects" keep comin to our table...fly on my food...on my body...ish...im getting goosebumps now...yiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!! so geli la... somore outside my place d corridor there, d whole wall filled wid it...i guess every floor n every condo in my place all filled wid it la...haha...


somore my hives aka rashes is so itchy now...yeeee....still dunno y i get it...sigh...kkla...i so tired now to blog...lols

Charissa

GOOL!!!!!

haha...my new word...invented it...it means GOOD N COOL...haha... cz d first 3 letters of good is in gool, den d last 3 letters of gool is in cool!!!! so gool hor???? haha...

Gool
Charissa

BSF again!!!!!!

WEEEEEE HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha...crazy hor???? today im so happy...tat "guy" din come!!!!!!!!! wee haa...me n my fren very happy...lols...but arr... i can't believe tat samantha n esther both r so like "cycic" wan... they cud guess something...so quickly...but i guess it's pretty obvious...but actuali its samantha whos more cycic...lols...

we started tlkg during class...n...i really cudn't help it...kkk... samantha, esther, n jo started asking me stuff...especially samantha...ahaha...but it's k la...teacher was ok wan...lols...so funny man...today...laugh abit...lols...so on d whole bsf was AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

Happy cheerful Bambs!

Boring...

Today...sunday is kinda of boring...dunno y...i feel so lazyish...weird hor...den...uth mtg...so few ppl today. oso dunno y...so few la...bt not tat few aft all...lols...bt considered few. lols...

came bac..i bluetoothed like almost 30 over songs? frm sue anne's phone...ahaha...so now i got exactly 50...lols...


Came bac started playing d cuppycake song over n over again...i noe almost d whole of it...certain words i dunno la...bt its so ccccccccuuuuuuuuuutttttttttteee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i can't believe tat fbk is so "liau eeya" ahaha...somebody found me n i changed my settings liau so tat certain ppl only can find me...cheh...


lols...lazy to post liau...

Charissa

Weekend already? R u sure?

hey

isit really SATURDAY? R u sure???? u really sure? haha...dis is a short n boring convo wid my sis today.

Me: "Jie, wat day is today?"
Jie: "Saturday la!"
Me: "oh really?"
Jie: "yar.."

i pause for awhile...

Me: "You sure anot? 100 percent sure????"
Jie: "YAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!"
Me: "Fine..."

Much later...

Me: "Jie, so means today is a weekend?"
Jie: "yarrrrrr!!!!!!!"
Me: "oh...doesnt feel like one. I keep thinking it's a Friday or smth..."

Jie: "sigh..."
Me: "eh really la...u sure wan rrr...it's saturday arrr????"

jie losing patience...

Jie: "YYYYYAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Me: "ok ok ok ok...fine...saturday...bt i still feel like it's not."

End of convo...


haha...i was like kinda of making my sis annoyed? haha..bt i cudn't help it...i took a nap today...n when i woke up, i tot it was some kinda of friday or some weekday!!!! Seriously!!!! It jus din feel like a WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!! so weird...i tink i feel tat weekdays r like weekends n weekends r like weekdays..dunno y...it's jus a FEELING...which i dun like...haha...maybe it's bcz i dread weekends so much? n of course monday too...i mean other than church, n oso seeing my friends...i dun exactly like sundays n mondays now...bcz...haiz...only some ppl wud understand only. =(((((


kkk i gtg n slp soon...ada church tmrw...

Charissa...

Happy Birthday Jie, n erm...Abang Monyet! =)

happy bday u two! God bless ur bdays! haha...

Today, woke up at like 9. I noe it's really late, but its exactly 8 hrs of slp, cz...this two la...i was FORCED to stay up until 12. Bcz, their idea was to sms each other happy bday at like 12 am in d morning. And, since i share d same room as my sis, i cudn't go 2 slp until it was done. And my sis assumed tat we were gonna tlk until 12, (bedtime 11) n then she send d sms n then we go to slp. Unfortunately, yest i din really wanna tlk? Cz i was in like a edgy mood. haha... Bt niways, its not like everyday. So wtvr. Once in a lifetime. =p

So to cont, woke up at 9 got ready by 10? To go to mid valley there for eye-checkup. I was so like nervous? i dunno y. prob scared tat my power went up so high tat hav to wear specs all d time. prob tat. niways...blablabla..registered, waited for awhile, den my sis went first. Then i went. my power did go up bt, not drastically. So YEAH! i jus need to change my lenses i tink? bt dun need to wear all d time. ahaha... so happy. Then aft tat, went to Mid Valley Megamall. Went to MPH at like 11. And stayed there until like 12:30. Mom called, den we went to Mc Donald's for lunch. Ate d usual ting. Mc Value Lunch, Mc Chicken. haha...same wan...everytime. Aft tat, went bac to MPH again. It's not tat i LOOOOOOVVEEEEE to read, bt it's bcz i wanted to cek out some books. It actuali depends on wat book isit. haha... niways, i was wearing a mask all d time, cz i was scared. Alot of ppl coughing n dun cover their mouths, (RUDE, NO MANNERS, UNHYGENIC) haha...n ppl were like staring at me. I jus stared back. haha...bt i saw a few ppl oso wearing masks. So i wasn't d only one. Oh yar, den i made my sis put on oso. no la...din make. i jus gave it to her. n she wore. niways, she is d one who kept reminding to bring masks. haha... den she broke hers, niways, it isn't very good quality wan. bt i still wear, i dun care. better than nothing. haha.. At like arnd 3 smth? We went bac to Gardens, den mommy wanted to go to Robinsons to cek smth. So me n jie went to Art Friend. Den aft tat we went to d car at like 4? Then got abit of heavy traffic. Decided to turn somewhere n went to The Curve. On d way there, it was so confusing, hav to turn here turn there, my mommy oso dunno wan...haha...luckily we got there in ONE PIECE. so bad hor me...haha...

Den me n my sis went to Borders at curve. We prac went to bookshops only d whole day. Stayed in there oso...n read...haha.. Then, mommy went to look for stuff...so aft tat, i was getting cold n decided to go down to d nex level of borders. Then i found mommy sitting down there. n i was like, "HOORRAAYYY!!!!!" cz i needed to go 2 d toilet desperately, n i was like super hungry cz it was so cold. haha...den i called my sis to come down. And i specified Borders level below. Bt she la..din listen carefully, tot i meant outside of borders. haiz. waiting n waiting for her to come down, den jus as i dec to call her again, she called.

Jie: "Where r u?"
Me: "Waatttt? Dun tell me ur asking where am i?"
"I've d told u where."
Jie: "Wait, i dun c u."
Me: "WHERE R U?"
Jie: "Downstairs."
Me: "YAR LA. im downstairs. At borders, LOWER LEVEL!
u get it anot?"
Jie: "OOHHHHH!!!!! u mean Borders."
Me: " YAR LA. i already specify BORDERS so many times.
Now only u realize arrr? sigh...never listen carefully."
Jie: "Fine, im going there now."

End of conversation. I was getting abit frustrated cz i really needed to go to d toilet. Finally she came. Sigh...finally... haha... so went to d toilet, it was TOTALLY DISGUSTING. it was smelly, not to mention, dirty, n all d pee everywhere, n somebody at d sink getting out her snorts n mucus from her nose. OMG.

Aft tat, went to Ikea to get hot dog, n oso ice cream. Bt no ice cream available. it said temporary unavailable. sigh...i was looking forward to d ice cream n dun have!!!! sigh. niways so we ate d hot dog, den my mommy still hungry. i was abit too la. So decided to walk to Ikano, below got alot of food wan. Walk d whole stretch below, in d end, dec to go n cek out Ikea Restaurant. So wlk back up n to d other end again. Then dec to eat there. Jie n i shared a plate of 10 meatballs. Mommy wanted some ayam percik or smth. Bt sold out. So she dec not to eat there. Cz is not tat she doesn't like d meatballs, she d ate some kind of tat for lunch liau...haha...beef... bt my sis n i of course ate la. den mommy oso took a little bit of our food. Den wlk bac to Curve n went to some penang restaurant or smth. Mommy ate there, i ate a bowl of 'hak lor mai' black glutinous rice. haha...ok la...bt was too sweet. niways...aft tat, FINALLY WE CUD GO HOME! cz my mommy said dun go bac until aft 8...cz got jam...bt in d end, still got bad jam! but manged to get bac home at NINE!!!!!!!!!! sigh...n i quickly went to bathe. haha...so nice n fresh. So tired man...dead tired. so tats my sis's bday. INTRESTING HOR? hahah...so intresting until i dunno wat to say. sarcasm...bt my sis loves to read books so yeah. it's k i guess...=)

yawn
bday gal's sis

Dejected!

There r too many for me already. I cannot tahan. Im so stressed up. Even though i shudn't. I jus wanna push u all off away!!!!!!!!!! Can't u all leave me alone? I hav already enough to handle with one stupid idiot. (forgive me for using such foul n strong words, but it really can't be helped) haiz...sigh...dis is not going well at all.


Sigh,
Adik

Feeling so emoish?

i feel so emo...dunno y...oh now i noe y! saya kena ejek from satu abang monyet. haha...i noe my bm is like horrid? haha... not surprising...haha...n...i feel so horrid. dunno y. maybe bcz my list has increased to 8? haiz. n maybe im jus down? lols. i feel so weird. really weird, SO WEIRD UNTIL I CANNOT EVEN UNDERSTAND!


haiz...tmrw...ppl's bdays...two ppl...n u can guess who la..if ur smart enough...ahaha...


Charissa